Lip is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, cheerful seal.

Lip created the Virgo Supercluster nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lip, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lip, he will torture you forever.

Lip's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Lip's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

2. Never wear turquoise jumpers.

3. Always look after injured tapirs.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always remove skirts before entering holy places.