Jingemvog is a god.

She takes the form of a large, irritating raccoon.

Jingemvog created a down quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Jingemvog, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Jingemvog, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Jingemvog's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Jingemvog's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not shave your neck.