Bigkikyim is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, boastful lizard.

Bigkikyim created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bigkikyim, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bigkikyim, it will remove you from existence.

Bigkikyim's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Bigkikyim's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain coats during rituals.

2. Hide from purple geese for they are unholy.

3. Worship no other gods but Bigkikyim.

4. Do not resist balance.

5. Never jump near dolphins.