Citkinbim is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unthinking giraffe.

Citkinbim created the planet Jupiter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Citkinbim, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Citkinbim, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Citkinbim's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Citkinbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always maintain patience during days of mourning.

5. Never eat cucumbers on holy days.