Libgodcin is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, irritating clam.

Libgodcin created the planet Mars eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Libgodcin, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Libgodcin, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Libgodcin's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Libgodcin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare peas while wearing ear rings.

2. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not record secrets concerning planets.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.