Bundussag is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, uncaring eagle.

Bundussag created a Higgs boson three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bundussag, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bundussag, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bundussag's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Bundussag's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in winter.

2. Bundussag loves goats, so they must be respected.

3. Never hop in the presence of elders.

4. Always wear plain dresses during rituals.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bundussag.