Quillhotneg is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, dishonest tortoise.

Quillhotneg created a top quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillhotneg, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Quillhotneg, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Quillhotneg's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Quillhotneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Do not consume peanuts at dawn.

4. Do not hurt sheep.

5. Do not speak of the strong nuclear force near sacred fires.