Hennurljanbafkimnanyam is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, generous goat.

Hennurljanbafkimnanyam created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hennurljanbafkimnanyam, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hennurljanbafkimnanyam, she will turn you into a rat.

Hennurljanbafkimnanyam's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Hennurljanbafkimnanyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

2. Do not speak about wheat.

3. Never eat lentils on days of mourning.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.