Jinfidtik is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, omnipotent meerkat.

Jinfidtik created vertebrates eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinfidtik, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jinfidtik, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Jinfidtik's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Jinfidtik's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at dawn.

2. Always maintain humility during days of mourning.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching lead.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never record numbers.