Quimbugmot Pigrapcip is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, confident dugong.

Quimbugmot Pigrapcip created humankind three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quimbugmot Pigrapcip, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Quimbugmot Pigrapcip, she will manifest in front of you.

Quimbugmot Pigrapcip's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Quimbugmot Pigrapcip's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always store gooseberries above ground.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Never allow seals to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Never discuss amino acids in public assemblies.