Natbissdum is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, intelligent skunk.

Natbissdum created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Natbissdum, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Natbissdum, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Natbissdum's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Natbissdum's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat apples.

2. Always cleanse water with water.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Do not resist fate.