Vegstafhat is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, overgenerous centipede.

Vegstafhat created oxygen three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegstafhat, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Vegstafhat, he will be very sad.

Vegstafhat's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Vegstafhat's Holy Commandments

1. Vegstafhat loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching tin.

3. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

4. Never allow horses to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Always take life seriously.