Capflatkim is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, charitable bat.

Capflatkim created gold two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Capflatkim, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Capflatkim, it will be mildly annoyed.

Capflatkim's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Capflatkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in the presence of elders.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never discuss photosynthesis in public assemblies.

4. Always maintain purity during days of mourning.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.