Nurhenjon is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, sapient gnu.

Nurhenjon created the Black Eye Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurhenjon, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nurhenjon, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Nurhenjon's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Nurhenjon's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

3. Do not contemplate optics during the night.

4. Never wear blue ear rings.

5. Nurhenjon must be the most important thing in your life.