Ladwitdog is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, self-assured hamster.

Ladwitdog created water two years ago.

If you believe in Ladwitdog, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ladwitdog, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Ladwitdog's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Ladwitdog's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with obedience when addressing children.

2. You must love Ladwitdog.

3. Never touch blood while blessed.

4. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

5. Always count to eight before sleeping.