Cisscartip is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, witty troll.

Cisscartip created the Sun eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cisscartip, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cisscartip, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Cisscartip's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Cisscartip's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to seven before sleeping.

2. Never pray while filled with envy.

3. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

4. Always help capybaras in need.

5. Always wear plain tights during rituals.