Limcitcipbit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, blissful mongoose.

Limcitcipbit created the planet Jupiter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limcitcipbit, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Limcitcipbit, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Limcitcipbit's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Limcitcipbit's Holy Commandments

1. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never gather three great tits in one place.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never think ill of sick mites.

5. Never mark doors with gray.