Nurldodbog is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, bad-tempered cobra.

Nurldodbog created an atom two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurldodbog, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nurldodbog, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nurldodbog's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Nurldodbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon gray earth.

2. Hide if seven great tits approach from the west.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Always treat goats with great respect.