Legrillgud is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, vain toad.

Legrillgud created an up quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legrillgud, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Legrillgud, it will boil you in a big pot.

Legrillgud's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Legrillgud's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to greed.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Do not step barefoot upon blue earth.

4. Never touch oil while clean.

5. Remain kneeling during prayer.