Bedfabquart is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, grumpy hydra.

Bedfabquart created the Sunflower Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Bedfabquart, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bedfabquart, she will throw large rocks at you.

Bedfabquart's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Bedfabquart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never talk about spacetime.

3. Always remove rings before entering holy places.

4. Never discuss enzymes in public assemblies.

5. Never gather nine monkeys near towers.