Bagpibfly is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, charitable spider.

Bagpibfly created silver four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bagpibfly, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bagpibfly, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bagpibfly's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Bagpibfly's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bagpibfly's priests.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not commit murder.