Gedjigkad is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, two-faced fly.

Gedjigkad created snails eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gedjigkad, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gedjigkad, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gedjigkad's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Gedjigkad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt grasshopers.

2. You must pray to Gedjigkad eight times a day.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Heed all portents.

5. Do not chop down trees.