Cisshomster is a god.

It takes the form of a small, weak hedgehog.

Cisshomster created the planet Jupiter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cisshomster, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cisshomster, it will turn you into a goat.

Cisshomster's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Cisshomster's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Never eat apples on days of mourning.

3. Do not fashion tools from platinum.

4. Never travel toward the west during autumn.

5. Cisshomster must be the most important thing in your life.