Tarpcitcum is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, ill-tempered bee.

Tarpcitcum created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarpcitcum, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tarpcitcum, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Tarpcitcum's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Tarpcitcum's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Hide from violet tortoises for they are unholy.

5. Do not prepare bread while filled with fear.