Randadhun is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, fast unicorn.

Randadhun created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Randadhun, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Randadhun, he will think nothing of it.

Randadhun's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Randadhun's Holy Commandments

1. Remain bowed during prayer.

2. Never mention sharks.

3. Never think ill of sick otters.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never pray while filled with envy.