Nakponfob is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, flying skunk.

Nakponfob created an atom seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakponfob, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nakponfob, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Nakponfob's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Nakponfob's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not prepare lemons while wearing dresses.

4. Never think about dark energy near capybaras while wearing brown shorts and balancing four aluminium spheres on your head.

5. Never write about comets.