Kabyarlgof is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, two-faced finch.

Kabyarlgof created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kabyarlgof, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kabyarlgof, he will refuse to believe in you.

Kabyarlgof's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Kabyarlgof's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from red seals, for they are unholy.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

4. Do not hurt manatees.

5. Feed all hungry horses.