Bodtimgad is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, unsympathetic wombat.

Bodtimgad created a quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodtimgad, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bodtimgad, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bodtimgad's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Bodtimgad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Retreat if eight goats approach from the south.

3. Never think ill of sick seals.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.