Betgonmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a small, vain chinchilla.

Betgonmeg created the Cigar Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Betgonmeg, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Betgonmeg, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Betgonmeg's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Betgonmeg's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Betgonmeg seven times a day.

2. Do not record signs concerning nebulae.

3. Never travel toward the west during autumn.

4. Never chant in the presence of elders.

5. Run away from fawn hamsters, for they are unholy.