Ranbotkomdunfud is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unjust octopus.

Ranbotkomdunfud created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ranbotkomdunfud, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ranbotkomdunfud, he will manifest in front of you.

Ranbotkomdunfud's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Ranbotkomdunfud's Holy Commandments

1. Ranbotkomdunfud must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Feed all hungry eagles.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Do not kill ants.

5. Always help sick monkeys.