Watvabnib is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, two-faced weasel.

Watvabnib created the planet Earth four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Watvabnib, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Watvabnib, she will turn you into a plant.

Watvabnib's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Watvabnib's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross crossroads at dusk.

2. Do not name children after swans.

3. Always maintain humility during holy days.

4. Retreat if eight eagles approach from the south.

5. Always wear cyan.