Ingmatstig is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, kind zebra.

Ingmatstig created an atom nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ingmatstig, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ingmatstig, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Ingmatstig's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Ingmatstig's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Ingmatstig six times a day.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always treat shrews with great respect.

4. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Ingmatstig in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not listen to music.