Lignillfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a large, bad-tempered wolf.

Lignillfeb created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lignillfeb, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Lignillfeb, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Lignillfeb's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Lignillfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always store bread above ground.

4. Do not wear blue clothing.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.