Cunwonflig is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, unfair pig.

Cunwonflig created the Andromeda Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cunwonflig, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cunwonflig, it will send you a sign.

Cunwonflig's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Cunwonflig's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Retreat if five swans approach from the east.

3. Always help sick snakes.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never wear shirts.