Nadlid is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, smart pig.

Nadlid created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadlid, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nadlid, it will try to impress you with trees.

Nadlid's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Nadlid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not dye your hair white.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.