Fumkonjam is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, strong deer.

Fumkonjam created the Sol system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fumkonjam, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fumkonjam, he will have a low opinion of you.

Fumkonjam's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Fumkonjam's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop near whales.

2. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

3. Never adorn your face with cyan markings.

4. Do not keep three dogs in a large pit.

5. Do not chop down trees.