Bothanstip is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, amazing deer.

Bothanstip created an electron five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bothanstip, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bothanstip, she will have a low opinion of you.

Bothanstip's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Bothanstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never whisper while facing north.

2. Never hurt foxes.

3. Always store coconuts above ground.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.