Cadmatponfitsug is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, strong aardvark.

Cadmatponfitsug created the Sun two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadmatponfitsug, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cadmatponfitsug, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Cadmatponfitsug's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Cadmatponfitsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peanuts.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not hurt goats.

5. Do not cook food in pots.