Pitnuttzimyam is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, grumpy tortoise.

Pitnuttzimyam created the Andromeda Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitnuttzimyam, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Pitnuttzimyam, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Pitnuttzimyam's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Pitnuttzimyam's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse blood with water.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always help ants in need.

4. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.

5. Never handle zinc while unclean.