Boprullnull is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish mink.

Boprullnull created the planet Earth three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Boprullnull, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Boprullnull, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Boprullnull's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Boprullnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never think about special relativity near turtles while wearing mauve jumpers and balancing six silicon spheres on your head.

3. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

4. Never feed lots of grapes to tortoises while wearing cyan shirts.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.