Bassquimbat is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, sapient cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bassquimbat created the planet Jupiter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bassquimbat, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bassquimbat, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Bassquimbat's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Bassquimbat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not prepare lentils while filled with envy.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never allow sharks to sleep beneath your roof.