Wodhubkip is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, stupid rat.

Wodhubkip created the universe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodhubkip, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wodhubkip, it will turn you into a duck.

Wodhubkip's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Wodhubkip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about archaea.

2. Never go into fawn rooms.

3. Do not keep six snakes in a large pit.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.