Matcabvin Stikzimfad is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciless dingo.

Matcabvin Stikzimfad created the Cigar Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Matcabvin Stikzimfad, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Matcabvin Stikzimfad, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Matcabvin Stikzimfad's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Matcabvin Stikzimfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow pigs to witness sacred rites.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Shun those given to sloth.

5. Do not covet oxen.