Cibdottap is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, narcissistic lobster.

Cibdottap created the solar system three million years ago.

If you believe in Cibdottap, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cibdottap, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cibdottap's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Cibdottap's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix tomatoes with water.

2. Never think ill of sick dogs.

3. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

4. Never gather nine tapirs in one place.

5. Never talk about swans.