Babcebsat is a god.

He takes the form of a small, temperamental pig.

Babcebsat created humankind two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Babcebsat, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Babcebsat, he will manifest in front of you.

Babcebsat's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Babcebsat's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the east during spring.

2. Always look after injured gulls.

3. Always act with patience when addressing priests.

4. Never wear violet tights on sacred days.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.