Pidgomdon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, two-faced bee.

Pidgomdon created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidgomdon, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Pidgomdon, he will turn you into a sheep.

Pidgomdon's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Pidgomdon's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to vanity.

2. Never approach rivers carrying clay.

3. Never allow tapirs to witness sacred rites.

4. Always count to nine before sleeping.

5. Do not stand on grass.