Hot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, staggering spider.

Hot created dark energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hot, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hot, it will turn you into a tree.

Hot's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Hot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not travel during winter.

5. Do not fashion tools from lead.