Tomfliglik is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witty cobra.

Tomfliglik created time and space seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tomfliglik, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tomfliglik, she will come to you in dreams.

Tomfliglik's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Tomfliglik's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck mauve.

2. Never laugh near squirrels.

3. Always act with humility when addressing strangers.

4. Do not hurt nematodes.

5. Do not hop at forests.