Podgudwon is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, deceitful wasp.

Podgudwon created bats eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podgudwon, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Podgudwon, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Podgudwon's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Podgudwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with joy.

2. You must never eat parsnips.

3. Do not prepare peanuts while filled with fear.

4. Never sprint in the presence of birds.

5. Always treat ducks with great respect.