Wighunjap is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, blissful rat.

Wighunjap created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wighunjap, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wighunjap, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Wighunjap's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Wighunjap's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from clay.

2. Do not wear jumpers marked with black.

3. Always share melons with strangers, but never with seals.

4. Do not eat carrots.

5. Always wear magenta.