Xenwodnibarp is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, awesome jackal.

Xenwodnibarp created the Sombrero Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Xenwodnibarp, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Xenwodnibarp, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Xenwodnibarp's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Xenwodnibarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near dogs while wearing magenta jumpers and balancing five tin spheres on your chest.

2. Always help ants in need.

3. Worship no other gods but Xenwodnibarp.

4. Always wear violet.

5. Do not study deoxyribonucleic acid on holy days.