Damsatkapfossnigbitrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, narcissistic lizard.

Damsatkapfossnigbitrutt created the cosmos four billion years ago.

If you believe in Damsatkapfossnigbitrutt, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Damsatkapfossnigbitrutt, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Damsatkapfossnigbitrutt's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Damsatkapfossnigbitrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory near dolphins while wearing blue kilts and balancing three lead spheres on your face.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never wear orange ear rings on sacred days.

5. Always maintain humility during days of mourning.