Mapmadbid Guphommil is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, selfish pigeon.

Mapmadbid Guphommil created vertebrates nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mapmadbid Guphommil, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mapmadbid Guphommil, it will turn you into a mole.

Mapmadbid Guphommil's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Mapmadbid Guphommil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt sharks.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Mapmadbid Guphommil loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

5. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.